The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
February 1, 2007

All Star Science

It's a strange day Diary. My new supplement people just don't get it. I feel as though I am trying to write a novel with a skywriter and a ship-to-shore radio with these people. I suppose the root of the problem is that if they have bad news they disappear like Phyllis Thaxter at a union benefit. The truth be told though I am not even sure how tough it is to get a decent mandrake and B-12 supplement put together. Or if it is in fact possible. But whatever the case may be I'd at least want to know the snag. What can a man do to get an update on his supplements? Speaking of which the diamond waffle Kimono style robe Manolo tracked down is top shelf. Felt so nice on the test drive that I decided to do some hedge work in it. Well, I worked up a sweat, and the robe stayed with me. I am not sure of the composite but I wouldn't bet against lycra. Final grade: luxury plus. As always, touch will be kept Diary.