The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 24, 2005

Sincerely

I sent Dick Donner a letter concerning my thoughts on Superman III and he just phoned me to tell me a "funny story" about how he just now got a "bizarre" and "old" letter from me. He went on to hypothosize various scenarios of what could have caused the delay, one of which sounded like a good plot for Superman V. Apparently he doesn't look at post marks. In the end it sounded like he wasn't afraid of the robot lady like I was, so I guess the case is closed. Manolo officially changed the name of his band to The Red Velvets. They are signed up for next year's Strawberry Festival. The end result I assume will be pie or jam depending on how well they perform. The Muzak man just pulled up, gotta go.