The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 21, 2005

Rewind

Derek and I just watched Superman III over at his place. Its a shame what they did to Dick Donner's work. I am having Manolo dig up some suitable stationary as I plan to write him a letter of sympathy. Or is it empathy? Well the movie was uneventful really until that woman was turned into a robot. That is quite possibly the scariest moment in film history. Dear Dick, Sorry they turned your once proud franchise into a crazy robot movie. I think he'll appreciate the tone. I wonder if I can admit to him that it scares me though? He might take it as an insult. Perhaps I should talk to him in person about it. Man that scene has really got me rattled. If I was turned into a robot feel free to scrap me Diary. Tennis season starts tomorrow so Manolo, Leon and I are hitting the Sports Chalet for some practice balls.