The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 12, 2005

Skyline

What American city has the best skyline, Diary? I got in an ugly argument about it today and perhaps I was fighting on the wrong side. San Francisco has that pyramid and I thought that was enough of an argument. But the gentleman in front of me at the DMV wasn't persuaded. Then again, he was probably from New York originally. Do you ever have one of those days when you make a small mistake and suddenly you're unsure of every decision? If, like me, you stared at a bowl of soy chex for five minutes deciding between goat's milk and cow's milk, you know it is one of those days. I will bury my doubt in some work on my golf script. I'm concerned I'm using too much voice over. Perhaps I can add a salty gentleman who becomes the first caddy. If he talks, it's not a brittle voice over, it's a slippery wisdom.