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Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
June 8, 2005

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I will admit this to you Diary, but when people talk to me, sometimes I think about, out of nowhere, I think about just punching them in the face. I know how this sounds. Of course I never act on it. Or sometimes I think, "What if I spit on this person right now?" It is horrible I know. Its the worse thing a person could do. I wouldn't want to be spit on. Sometimes all of this can be triggered by what people are talking about. When people use the word 'esconsced,' that usually does it. Or if they say the phrase "24-7-365," well come to think of it, that just makes me angry. It really doesn't fit in with the other one, but it is relevant nonetheless. That is just an inane phrase, and I apologize for even referring to it. I better get on with the bike ride, it seems like I have some things to pedal out. Pass with care Diary.