The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
May 4, 2005

Huffy

Is it wrong to laugh at children who fall off their bicycles? I hope not. The neighbor across the way is sans training wheels, and it makes a pretty good show. I ate an early dinner and watched the entire thing. I even got an encore when the child, out of frustration, tried to put the bike in the dumpster. Those breakdancers have been back and so what looked like 'moochie' was spray painted on the receptacle. The father was smiling and persuaded the little trooper to give it one more shot. Sure enough he sliced down the street like a champ. A little touch up paint and some practice will finish the job. If I said I watched all this through my binoculars would you judge me Diary? I hope not.