The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
April 25, 2005

Wff

Leon's friends returned today to get some pick up shots for that film. I told them I would need 72 hours notice and I felt a bit cruel as I watched them walk back to their conversion van. I know to them the van says "true artist" but to me it says "villan from a TV show." Soon after I asked myself would I have turned them away if I had seen David Lean and Conrad Hall climb out of the van? I didn't like the answer so I settled my mind by re-reading "The Secret Sharer". I think it would make a good film. Maybe change the setting to space and make the stow-away an alien. Perhaps Ridley Scott has done my work for me. Well any good idea is worth remaking. I think Jack Warner said that. Manolo just informed me that his new powerful vacuum cleaner has sucked up the dice to my only copy of Wff 'n Proof.