The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
April 5, 2005

Crest

The water level is a little low today Diary, a friend is in the hospital. I think you know what I mean. So I was driving down Olympic yesterday and I saw something a little upsetting; a homeless man was arguing with a stairwell. He was wearing a blazer and basketball shoes. As I made the yellow light I looked back and the sad part was that the man actually thought the stairwell was winning. Not much later I was cut off by a woman in a large truck van. Wouldn't it be a better world if your license plate was also your cell phone number? Perhaps not. Too much driving lately, maybe I should have Manolo start taking me out again. Last time we were in the car together he got me addicted to those delicious hot peas. Man that was a fun afternoon. Dot the 'I' Diary.