The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
March 30, 2005

Diction

Have you noticed that the word 'assassin,' when you break it down is ASS, ASS and IN? Sometimes I stare at a word too long and it doesn't look like a word any longer. Take the word 'truck' for example. Maybe the optometrist needs a call. Its really not unlike the history of Honolulu. During the early 1800s it was once an indulgent port that enticed whaling ships, offering them liquor and women. But soon the Royal Court, under Queen Kaahumanu, became influenced by Christian missionaries and things changed. I guess Honolulu is back on track now, I have never been but I hear stories. Leon goes every season and brings me back kapok fruit and coffee. Honolulu is another word that changes when you stare at it too long. I guess glory fades Diary, fare thee well.