The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
March 29, 2005

Future

One of the Ishii kids sent me an electronic invitation to their school play. Apparently they are going to revive Bye Bye Birdie. I had no idea what it was, but Leon was here to guide the ship. He called the thing an "E-vite." When is it they say robots would be apart of our everyday lives? Seems we are almost there. You may not know this Diary, but I am afraid of robots. I wonder how the people at the post office feel about this sort of thing. On one hand it means less mail so that is good, but it might also trim some jobs. I think I will have to go to the source. Looks like my to-do list is already growing today and I have yet to read the papers. Manolo is yelling something to me, end of transmission Diary.