The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
March 1, 2005

Dust

Manolo and I just got done cleaning out the attic. Well, we set off to clean it, but found ourselves digging around old boxes. Manolo stumbled upon a hiding place that was created by one of the previous owners. Inside we found a pouch of Orphan Boy tobacco and a copy of Nudie Bird magazine. Apparently pornography has changed over the years but the consumers stay very much the same. The experience got Manolo and I thinking, if we had a hiding place what would we put in it? I immediately thought of three movies I had done. Manolo said he would have nothing, you know as well as I do Diary; rain will always fall, birds will always sing and Monolo is a liar. Keep it real, Diary, I know you will.