The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
February 9, 2005

Changeup

So we now have ghosts around the house, and before we get started here, let me just say that there are different kinds of ghosts. There are apparitions of the dead, parasitic entities, and ordinary non malevolent ghosts, to name a few. But these specific ghosts I am dealing with are unique in that they have something in common; they both have a father who has to report to Spring Training with the other pitchers and catchers in eleven days. This means of course; I will now have to get up early in the morning if I want to read the paper. I told Monolo this and he said that he will take on paper duty if I make it a point to listen to his Earth, Wind, Fire CD. I think it has something to do with what he was singing as I told him the story. Anyway, welcome back Ishii clan.