The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
January 28, 2005

Quotemarks

Venice has several good restaurants, but none rivals Joe's. The atmosphere is fast paced and californian, the service is impeccable and the freshness of ingredients is rivaled only by the kichen's inventiveness. What do you think, Diary? That's my first review for my Zagat's survey. I set a goal of getting quoted at least five times each year. My advice is; be careful with sarcasm. It often doesn't tranlate when they get their quotes around it. That happened to me once. I wince every time I see my line about Spago's having clean restrooms. They don't. Manolo always wants me to fill out an entry for that hot dog place on La Brea. Do you capitalize californian when it's an adjective?