The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
January 5, 2005

Storm

It's been raining for days, and as a result the road into town is closed. I am sure the Rover could negotiate the pass but staying inside sounds better. I caught the last forty-five minutes of Yentl on cable, and I have to admit, it got to me. Is there anything wrong with that Diary? I am certain I don't want the answer. Monolo left me a voicemail, he said that we needn't worry because he was on his way home and he had enough ponchos for everyone. Ponchos for everyone sounds like a David Byrne side project, then again it could just be the rain. Stay dry Diary.