The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
December 17, 2004

Mortar

It seemed like a usual morning Diary, but that's how it can all begin, or end for that matter. Monolo accidentally gave me an overdose of Niacin, (he is preoccupied with the upcoming Derby). To his credit though I could not taste anything unusual over the delicious honey dew he prepared. Things got tense when he realized what he had done, but not to worry, what Monolo can do, he can also undo. 64.8 ounces of Tejava later and I was full sail. It's moments like this that make me appreciate the Oak Room, I sat there for the better part of the afternoon and caught up on my reading. Tito kept me company with song and spirit. Mahalo.