The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
September 5, 2004

A Doubled Collection

I got a package in the mail today that doubled my DVD collection. I now have "The French Connection" to go with "Sliders" and "Picnic at Hanging Rock." I'll let you figure out how that doubled my collection, Diary, but it did. I think the next time I'm down by Sunset and Vine, I'll stop into that new Ebola record store and pick up "Dead Man." If you've already seen it Diary, try watching it with only the sound on. It takes on an added dimension.