The following is a work of fiction.

Not Nick Nolte's Diary, Malibu, California
August 14, 2004

First Entry

Well, Diary, here I am on the internet. And at the top of my bookmarks menu is my new site. I have enough trouble with my computer at home, so I tapped the skills of a computer wizard I met on the set of "Hulk" to help me with this website business. Leon is taking care of the technical details, so I can concentrate on choosing some good nineteeth century engravings of the South Pacific islands. Many of them remind me of Malibu. When they don't remind me of Malibu, they remind me of Terry Malick. Neil Young is coming by tomorrow for dinner. Time to send out Manolo with a shopping list, as I will be doing the cooking. As salaam alaikum.